EatAss

Eating ass might not be everyone's cup of tea, but hear me out - it could actually be the healthier option. After all, you know exactly what's going into your body (unlike Subway's questionable ingredients).

Plus, it's gotta be more sanitary than fast food restaurants, where the floors and tables are often loaded with germs. And let's not forget about the taste - you can't beat that fresh flavour!

So if you're looking for a healthy meal option that won't break the bank, why not give eating ass a try? You never know — it just might make your stomach happy!

4" wide with peel and stick adhesive