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EatAss Patch + Sticker Embroidered Patch PatchPanel

EatAss Patch + Sticker

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Eating ass might not be everyone's cup of tea, but hear me out - it could actually be the healthier option. After all, you know exactly what's going into your body (unlike Subway's questionable ingredients).

Plus, it's gotta be more sanitary than fast food restaurants, where the floors and tables are often loaded with germs. And let's not forget about the taste - you can't beat that fresh flavour!

So if you're looking for a healthy meal option that won't break the bank, why not give eating ass a try? You never know — it just might make your stomach happy!

4" wide with hook backing

Includes Bonus sticker!

Features

Embroidered

Velcro Hook Backing

This patch is backed with Hook (the hard side) Velcro style fastener to attach to all of your gear.

Package Contents

Patch + Sticker

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