Keyboard Warrior - Patch + Sticker
$12.00
In the vast wilderness of the Internet, an unlikely hero strides forth. Behold, the keyboard warrior, the champion of binary combat, the fearless fighter of forum fracas. With a heart full of emojis and fingers of fire, they stride into the battlefield that is the world wide web.
Cloaked in the mighty bathrobe of anonymity and armed with a keyboard sharper than any sword, they sit hunched at their battle station, lit only by the harsh glare of their screen. They sustain themselves on a diet of energy drinks and the thrill of the fight, occasionally bathing in the cold glow of their victories with just a dash of the bitter defeat.
These noble warriors tread fearlessly through the uncharted territories of comments sections, Reddit threads, and Twitter feuds, ready to shower their wisdom upon the unenlightened masses. Keyboard warriors may type a thousand words, but rarely do they leave their comfy chairs. They're always the first ones to enter an online fray, yet the last ones to make it to a physical meeting.
Their fortitude is never-ending. Armed with an arsenal of out-of-context quotes, unverified "facts," and controversial hot takes, they exhibit unparalleled bravery in the face of opposing viewpoints, offering crushing blows to their opponents and the occasional ally alike.
So let us raise our mugs of lukewarm coffee in salute to these champions of the Internet, these paragons of patience, these keepers of the comment section. For they are the keyboard warriors, ever vigilant, ever commenting, and always just one typo away from disaster. The Internet wouldn't be the same without them.
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- 3D PVC Rubber with hook backing
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