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I do not like the Cobra Chicken. Laser Cut Patch PatchPanelI do not like the Cobra Chicken. Laser Cut Patch PatchPanelI do not like the Cobra Chicken. Laser Cut Patch PatchPanel

I do not like the Cobra Chicken.

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The fierce protector of the northern dominion. Feared by all, defeated by few. The Cobra Chicken lives by no ones rules, not even their own. 

3.75" Diameter

Hook backed

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Velcro Hook Backing

This patch is backed with Hook (the hard side) Velcro style fastener to attach to all of your gear.

Laser Cut

Laser Cutting offers a high detail edge finish that can match any shape imaginable.

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