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Happiness is A Fixed Bayonet

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We all need a little bit of happiness in our day, so let's fix bayonets and charge!

This Velcro backed masterpiece is handcrafted in Canada using genuine 500D Cordura fabric, and DOT rated glow in the dark material.

3.5" x 2" with Velcro backing.

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Velcro Hook Backing

This patch is backed with Hook (the hard side) Velcro style fastener to attach to all of your gear.

Laser Cut

Laser Cutting offers a high detail edge finish that can match any shape imaginable.

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