Fer F*cks Sake Bud
Listen here, ya absolute weapon of mediocrity. Fer fuck’s sake, bud, I swear if brains were poutine, yours would be a cold, soggy mess drowned in too much fuckin’ gravy. You’re out here chirpin’ like you got the IQ of a Tim Hortons double-double, but let’s be real—you couldn’t outthink a bag of milk. Hoser? That’s too generous. You’re more like the puddle of slush that soaks through a guy’s work boots in February. Take off, will ya? Go back to whatever corner of the bush you crawled outta and rethink your life choices, ‘cause right now, you’re about as useful as a snowblower in July.
These premium stickers have high contrast and are UV stable, ensuring they last through any weather.
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Name Tape
Choose from a huge list of sizes, multiple lines, optional flags and badges.
Layered with special UV Protectants and stabilizers that help ensure maximum lifespan, even in direct sunlight
Pro IR is a must when conspicuity is required. With a matte black finish, the material offers no reflection unless viewed under illuminated Infrared. It will not reflect from light sources like headlights or flashlights
Our prismatic reflective materials meet stringent standards required by both land and marine transportation industries. With very minimal light, colours appear clearly, and vibrantly at long distances, much like the reflectors on emergency vehicles, and road signs. This material will also reflect infrared light spectrums, commonly used in aerial imaging systems. This is the best choice to keep you safe where visibility is of the upmost importance.
Our extremely potent glow in the dark material can glow for up to 10 hours on a 10 minute charge in sunlight. This material appears white when not glowing, or in daylight, and appears green when glowing in the dark. This material can be used as your base material, or as a fine line around the text on some patch models.
This patch is backed with Hook (the hard side) Velcro style fastener to attach to all of your gear.ID Panel
Our signature style! 3 lines of text with a flag, your badge, or a symbol.
Layered with special UV Protectants and stabilizers that help ensure maximum lifespan, even in direct sunlightPro IR is a must when conspicuity is required. With a matte black finish, the material offers no reflection unless viewed under illuminated Infrared. It will not reflect from light sources like headlights or flashlightsOur prismatic reflective materials meet stringent standards required by both land and marine transportation industries. With very minimal light, colours appear clearly, and vibrantly at long distances, much like the reflectors on emergency vehicles, and road signs. This material will also reflect infrared light spectrums, commonly used in aerial imaging systems. This is the best choice to keep you safe where visibility is of the upmost importance.Our extremely potent glow in the dark material can glow for up to 10 hours on a 10 minute charge in sunlight. This material appears white when not glowing, or in daylight, and appears green when glowing in the dark. This material can be used as your base material, or as a fine line around the text on some patch models.This patch is backed with Hook (the hard side) Velcro style fastener to attach to all of your gear.
Call Sign
Great for identifying numbers, or your favorite quote. Up to 5 lines of text.
Layered with special UV Protectants and stabilizers that help ensure maximum lifespan, even in direct sunlightPro IR is a must when conspicuity is required. With a matte black finish, the material offers no reflection unless viewed under illuminated Infrared. It will not reflect from light sources like headlights or flashlightsOur prismatic reflective materials meet stringent standards required by both land and marine transportation industries. With very minimal light, colours appear clearly, and vibrantly at long distances, much like the reflectors on emergency vehicles, and road signs. This material will also reflect infrared light spectrums, commonly used in aerial imaging systems. This is the best choice to keep you safe where visibility is of the upmost importance.Our extremely potent glow in the dark material can glow for up to 10 hours on a 10 minute charge in sunlight. This material appears white when not glowing, or in daylight, and appears green when glowing in the dark. This material can be used as your base material, or as a fine line around the text on some patch models.This patch is backed with Hook (the hard side) Velcro style fastener to attach to all of your gear.
