Safety Third Patch + Sticker
$12.00
Safety is totally overrated while trying to get shit done! Who wants to waste time putting on protective gear, double-checking equipment or making sure that everything is secure?
Just think of all the time that can be saved by ignoring safety precautions altogether! Plus, think of the adrenaline rush and heart-pumping excitement that comes from engaging in reckless behaviour. It's a surefire way to keep your body in peak condition, what with all the bruises, cuts, and broken bones you'll collect along the way.
Who knows, by ignoring safety, you may even get to experience that elusive feeling of "almost dying" that some people treasure so much. So skip the helmets, gloves and caution tape, and just go for it! After all, what's life without a few risks?
- 100% made in house
- Small Batch Made
- 3" tall with hook backing
- Bonus sticker included