Colonel BoKKers - Sticker
Cannibalism, it's what's for dinner!
Why the chickens? Well, the answer lies somewhere between 'why not' and 'you've clearly never had a pet chicken'. Seriously, you should get pet chickens, they poop breakfast, eat bugs, and are generally fun as hell to watch.
Proceeds from these stickers will probably be used towards our owner buying more chickens, and doing fun stuff with chickens.
Peel and stick